I overheard Steve and Bob this morning talking about taking me along to a couple of fund raising events for SSAFA, (check them out at www.ssafa.org.uk ) during the summer. I am so exited i could crush a grape !!. Just imagine, out in the open the gentle caress of a warm summer breeze, the sound of children laughing and playing, i can`t wait. Mind you this is Yorkshire so it will probably pee it down. Never mind its nice to dream.

Well there i was silly o `clock in the morning, having a really nice dream about a slinky little chaise longue they had in the showroom last week, when all of a sudden i was shaking and vibrating as though i was balanced on an over filled washing machine on its fast spin cycle, ( not totally unpleasant i must say ) it was over more or less before it started, (now where have i heard that before).

What`s all this global warming all about?, why has it not come to Huddersfield yet?, the heating has been off all weekend and my feet (all eight of them) are freezing.

Well i think i must have been looking a little  jaded  (thats Lime Green but dirty), this morning, because  Bob decided to give me a bit of a freshen up. Its something  i  usually enjoy, you know, head to toe with a feather duster followed by a rub down with warm clean water, but today he  wanted to do my belly buttons (i have over two hundred) it was torture!!. You try keeping your arms and legs still while someone removes over two hundred fluff men from your belly buttons, i laughed so much my frame ached.